{"id":293,"date":"2008-10-16T03:00:43","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T08:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/?p=293"},"modified":"2008-10-18T03:02:10","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T08:02:10","slug":"is-joe-six-pack-impressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"Is Joe Six-Pack impressed?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things that make a reporter&#8217;s job difficult is the ever-popular &#8220;no comment,&#8221; uttered by politicians to reporters who make them squirm.<\/p>\n<p>Even back in the &#8217;50s, the TV producers of the popular sit-com &#8220;Dobie Gillis&#8221; were aware of the face-saving remark and had Maynard G. Krebs tutoring Gillis, played by Dwayne Hickman, in saying &#8220;no comment&#8221; before running for high school student council.<\/p>\n<p>A recent issue of the Journal North showed three unrelated, side-by-side articles, each with the tell-tale no-comment. Generally, when reporters fail to get a response from the source, they write that the person &#8220;declined to comment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But lately, perhaps in their zeal to economize on words, writers have simply written &#8220;declined comment.&#8221; Curious about whether it&#8217;s common practice or a mere aberration, I Googled &#8220;declined comment&#8221; and unearthed far too many instances to present here.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>My concern is what&#8217;s happened to the language. The staid Associated Press, long the bastion of journalistic excellence, has been slipping, and even in articles that circulate world-wide, we find &#8220;declined comment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Let me explain:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Declined to comment&#8221; simply means the source chose not to say anything about the issue. But &#8220;declined comment,&#8221; without the &#8220;to,&#8221; means something entirely different. It&#8217;s as if the reporter were offering the source some kind of boon. Imagine the reporter saying, &#8220;I have lots of comment I&#8217;d like to share. Would you, sir, like some?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And the source declines: &#8220;No thanks. I&#8217;m trying to quit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>One of the things AP style dictates is expressing dates economically. In journalism, we abbreviate months that contain more than five letters when these months include a date. For example, we use cardinal numbers such as Oct. 17, but never October 17, and absolutely never as October 17th or October seventeenth.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, ordinal numerals contain a combination of letters such as &#8220;st,&#8221; for &#8220;first,&#8221; &#8220;nd&#8221; for &#8220;second,&#8221; &#8220;rd&#8221; for &#8220;third&#8221; and &#8220;th&#8221; for &#8220;fourth.&#8221; But observing that ever-popular City Schools electronic sign that announces RHS Cardinal numbers and activities, we find events advertised for &#8220;Oct. 21th&#8221; and &#8220;Oct. 22st.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OK, we get it now: the events are on Oct. twenty-firth and Oct. twenty-secondst. We thought these letter combinations were taught in early elementary grades. Maybe they were, and the sign arrangers are merely testing us. And test us they do, as they keep spelling &#8220;soccer&#8221; as &#8220;scooer,&#8221; which represents at least the second time the word&#8217;s been mangled.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The entry of Sarah Palin into big-time politics has certainly made the race &#8230; well, more &#8230; interesting. In one of her recent speeches, the moose-hunting hockey mom said, &#8220;It&#8217;s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that&#8217;s kind of taken some people off guard, and they&#8217;re out of sorts, and they&#8217;re ticked off about it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, shoot! I wish she&#8217;d specified exactly what she means by &#8220;Joe Six-Pack American.&#8221; Let&#8217;s speculate.<\/p>\n<p>To some, the governor of Alaska referred to the Good Ol&#8217; Boy whose after-working-hours entertainment is Miller Time with the boys. To these Joe Six-Pack Americans, &#8220;Bruschi,&#8221; (pronounced Brewski) is not a star player for the New England Patriots but the kind of libation one orders at the bar. Could Palin have had these party-goers in mind?<\/p>\n<p>You betcha!<\/p>\n<p>Or could Sen. John McCain&#8217;s vice presidential running mate have referred to something abominable\/abdominal? She might have been hoping to represent a slightly different class of American. For example, notice how many men, on the verge of developing a beer belly wrought by consuming six-packs, are making gyms their favorite haunts.<\/p>\n<p>They do sit-ups, crunches, chin-ups and other exercises to help them develop six-pack abs. Might Palin have been referring to these people?<\/p>\n<p>Darn tootin&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>The ready-to-rumble Sarah Palin claims that Alaska&#8217;s proximity to Canada and Russia give her a solid grounding in foreign policy. And will this impress the Joe Six-Packs of the country?<\/p>\n<p>You bet yer hunting boots it will!<\/p>\n<p>It impresses even Mr. Six-Pack&#8217;s namesake, Joe the Plumber, who catapulted to fame in last night&#8217;s presidential debate, as his name was mentioned 10 times.<\/p>\n<p>But what about Palin&#8217;s really vitriolic jabs at Barack Obama, whom she alleges &#8220;is palling around with terrorists&#8221;? She uses incendiary language to fire up her supporters and appears nonplussed when loose cannons in the crowd shout &#8220;Off with his head!&#8221; in reference to Obama.<\/p>\n<p>For my part, I&#8217;d like to see a TV commercial that explains &#8211; in unambiguous tones &#8211; the assets of the candidate buying the spot, instead of dedicating the entire commercial to attacking the opposition. I&#8217;ve become like the 67 percent of respondents who last night indicated in a poll that they desire no further debates.<\/p>\n<p>And as for me, I&#8217;d rather spend my time six-packing my way to better physical fitness. I impressed my family by telling them my &#8220;crunch&#8221; total is up to 50 a day.<\/p>\n<p>Crunches are fine, but deep in my abdomen I prefer Hershey bars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things that make a reporter&#8217;s job difficult is the ever-popular &#8220;no comment,&#8221; uttered by politicians to reporters who make them squirm. Even back in the &#8217;50s, the TV producers of the popular sit-com &#8220;Dobie Gillis&#8221; were aware of the face-saving remark and had Maynard G. 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