My dad, who lived almost 95 years and who passed away in 1998, might have believed that he and his own father invented the Spanish language. The few times I watched him become passionate about an issue often dealt with the language he so loved, usually a lament about the deterioration and especially adulteration of Spanish.<\/p>\n
Let me explain:<\/p>\n
J.D. Trujillo once quoted his father, Severino Trujillo, as having said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If I knew English as well as I know Spanish, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be difficult to get along with.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I pondered that bit of braggadocio: Is that what it comes down to? Does that mean the goal in acquiring languages is to reduce one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s circle of friends? Polyglots then earn the right to become hermits?<\/p>\n
Any abuse of Spanish caused my father to enter his sardonic mode and quote imaginary abusers by saying something like, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wachate, ese\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153watch yourself,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d as Zeus said to Narcissus), or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tengo un typewriter, vato,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d instead of the seven-syllable maquina de escribir.<\/p>\n
As a youngster, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d ask him how anyone could prevent the proliferation of Spanglish, whereby we simply put a Spanish-type ending on an English word for a new coinage. For example, a dime would become \u00e2\u20ac\u0153un daime,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d a quarter a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cuatta.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d A penny? Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go there.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Spanglish\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is by no means of recent vintage, my having heard it used by my homeroom teacher, Sister Mary Machtnichts, at Immaculate Conception School.<\/p>\n
Dad would invoke the name of the Royal Spanish Academy, in Madrid, organized to regulate the language. Obviously, they aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a group of cops ready to swoop down on a person on a street corner who asks, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Amigo, can you spare a frajo?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d when he should be begging for cigarros.<\/p>\n
The influence of the academy is on the regulation of printed words, journalism, and scholarly and legal publications. A recent column by a Miami Herald writer, Andrew Oppenheimer, reveals that the academy is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153seriously considering eliminating cumbersome accent marks on widely used words.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Think of it: On the three days the Optic publishes, it takes two extra keystrokes to type local names like Pe\u00c3\u00b1a, Monta\u00c3\u00b1o and Gardu\u00c3\u00b1o, those blessed with the funny thing above the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153n,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d called a tilde.<\/p>\n
Without the tilde, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d get \u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153worry\u00e2\u20ac\u009d instead of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153boulder,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for Pena\/Pe\u00c3\u00b1a. The real problem is having to take one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s eyes off the screen to locate the option key, which we hold down while typing the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153n.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
The same goes for accent marks, which we downplay at the Optic but nevertheless use in words about which there could be confusion. The word \u00e2\u20ac\u0153esta\u00e2\u20ac\u009d means \u00e2\u20ac\u0153this,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and with the accent mark at the end, est\u00c3\u00a1, it is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153it is.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Finally, it looks as if the 46 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153judges\u00e2\u20ac\u009d to make up the Royal Spanish Academy, formed more than 300 years ago, are easing up. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a welcome step for a group whose good intentions have nevertheless been medieval.<\/p>\n
Watching a Spanish-language TV audience-participation program recently, I noted that the hostess used \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d each time she referred to the endowments of Mexican supermodels. A stream of rapid-fire Spanish words surrounded \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexy.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Have Mexican se\u00c3\u00b1orita models been so blah that the language couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t create its own word to describe them?<\/p>\n
As I listened, I picked up \u00e2\u20ac\u0153mitin\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153meeting\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153futbol,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d which is really soccer anywhere but America. Oppenheimer mentions the academy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s easing the rules on words like \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cederron\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for a CD rom, as well as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153parkin\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexapil.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
So, the academy is starting to remove the linguistic strait-jacket from Spanish by simplifying various marks of punctuation and by authorizing certain words that \u00e2\u20ac\u201d let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s face it \u00e2\u20ac\u201d people everywhere understand anyway.<\/p>\n
Though my father and his father would never have approved of what they would consider the corruption of the language of Cervantes, I think the idea will fly.<\/p>\n
To me it exudes sexapil.<\/p>\n
<\/span>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2<\/p>\n Jim Winchester, a reporter for Albuquerque\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s KRQE-TV, mangled the Hispanic surname \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gabaldon\u00e2\u20ac\u009d last week, repeatedly pronouncing it \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gobble Don.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Gobble Don. Sounds as if a tom turkey took over the top spot in the Mafia. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s enough to make our traditional Thanksgiving bird turn over in its gravy.<\/p>\n Or maybe it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gre-ve?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My dad, who lived almost 95 years and who passed away in 1998, might have believed that he and his own father invented the Spanish language. The few times I watched him become passionate about an issue often dealt with the language he so loved, usually a lament about the deterioration and especially adulteration of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":479,"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}