{"id":1321,"date":"2015-01-21T12:00:26","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T06:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/?p=1321"},"modified":"2015-01-22T16:49:45","modified_gmt":"2015-01-22T10:49:45","slug":"i-are-right-amnt-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/?p=1321","title":{"rendered":"I are right, amn&#8217;t I?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An inveterate verbophile, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve always been interested in words, what they mean, why they mean, why they can hurt and heal. Remember that bit of doggerel about \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sticks and stones\u00e2\u20ac\u009d that may \u00e2\u20ac\u0153break my bones\u00e2\u20ac\u009d?<\/p>\n<p>I like to think my vocabulary is on par with the next person\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, but even after seven decades of pondering, deciphering, memorizing and manipulating words, I often come across new ones. A friend and frequent contributor to this column, Bruce Wertz, hit his Facebook friends with a word that is new to many: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153hyperpolysyllabicomania.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Thanks to some fairly predictable Greek and Latin roots, we can figure out that Bruce\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s new entry has to do with \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ultra,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u009dmany,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153syllables\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and a passion, as in the ending, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153mania.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d So without even looking up the definition, we safely come up with Bruce\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s passion for long words.<\/p>\n<p>But beyond long words, what about those with prefixes that connote similar things? For example, think of the myriad words beginning with \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sp\u00e2\u20ac\u009d that suggest water: spill, spurt, splash, sputter. How many more can you add to the list without consulting a dictionary?<\/p>\n<p>And just recently (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153recently\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for a person my age could span decades, eons), I became familiar with the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fl\u00e2\u20ac\u009d prefix which suggests rapid movement. Try it: fling, flick, flay, flip. Now, provide some of your own.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>For about the hundredth time, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve made the assertion that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a miracle that people learn to speak English. A long-time friend, Fred Hunt, who passed away at a young age, moved to Germany to study medicine, convinced that tuition on that side of the Atlantic was much more affordable than in the states.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that move required him to learn German. Years after graduating from medical school and practicing in Santa Rosa and Las Vegas, he told me that German, though not necessarily easier than English, has some features you can count on, such as the fact that nouns in German begin with a capital letter.<\/p>\n<p>And with few exceptions, such as the Spanish words for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153map,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153nation\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153hand,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d nouns in Spanish often end with an \u00e2\u20ac\u0153o\u00e2\u20ac\u009d if masculine and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a\u00e2\u20ac\u009d if feminine.<\/p>\n<p>So, how do people learn English? We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve all heard the spelling formula that \u00e2\u20ac\u0153it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u02dci\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 before \u00e2\u20ac\u02dce,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 except after \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcc.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d That CAN be helpful, until you look at the many exceptions, such as height and sleigh, which may or may not contain the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ay\u00e2\u20ac\u009d sound.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, if we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never heard the sound in question, how do we learn to spell it?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, English is a strange language. Here are some random thoughts about it:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There is a northernmost but not a northernmore;<\/li>\n<li>There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no earthly reason why there can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t positive shades to negative words such as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153nonplussed\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153uncouth.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/li>\n<li>Spelling and pronunciation are unpredictable. A master\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s thesis written by a New Mexico native devoted several pages to the notion that \u00e2\u20ac\u0153the plural of \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcfoot\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 is \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcfeet,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 but the plural of \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcboot\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbeet.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/li>\n<li>There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no earthly reason for not allowing the contraction \u00e2\u20ac\u0153amn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t\u00e2\u20ac\u009d into the language. We will ask, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t he?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Why then is it such a crime to use \u00e2\u20ac\u0153amn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t I?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in expressions like \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m innocent, amn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t I?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d No-oo, unless we use the overly formal and stiff \u00e2\u20ac\u0153am I not?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d we need to employ the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153correct\u00e2\u20ac\u009d contraction, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t I?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Are I right about this?<\/li>\n<li>The English language is fraught with exceptions. One can spend hours mulling over the many vowel sounds that the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ou\u00e2\u20ac\u009d combination yields, such as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cough,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153tough,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153plough\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153though.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/li>\n<li>What puzzles me is not so much the frequency of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153silent\u00e2\u20ac\u009d letters in words but the sounds of letters that simply aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t there. There is an \u00e2\u20ac\u0153r\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in kernel but not in colonel, which sounds the same.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A German-born acquaintance introduced herself as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Heidi.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a common-enough name, and it prompted me to say I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d heard a faint \u00e2\u20ac\u0153r\u00e2\u20ac\u009d sound in that name, as in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Heider.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Emphatically Heidi told me her name has no such letter or sound. But yet, I know I heard it, and I soon feared Heidi might surmise I has teasing her, ridiculing her pronunciation of her own name.<\/p>\n<p>A host of language teachers have been known to put the following words on the board on the first day of class (I tried it the VERY first time I taught a class): phtholognyrrh and ghoti. Those words are supposed to represent the English words \u00e2\u20ac\u0153turner\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fish.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s how: phth- is part of phthisic, a medical term with a silent \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ph\u00e2\u20ac\u009d; \u00e2\u20ac\u0153olo\u00e2\u20ac\u009d appears in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153colonel,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153gn\u00e2\u20ac\u009d shows up in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sign\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153the word \u00e2\u20ac\u0153myrrh,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d one of the gifts of the magi, contains the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153er\u00e2\u20ac\u009d sound.<\/p>\n<p>As for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ghoti,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the first two letters make the sound of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153f,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d as in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cough; the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153o\u00e2\u20ac\u009d appears in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153women\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153ti\u00e2\u20ac\u009d can be found in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153nation.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d And that gives us f-i-sh.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Turner\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fish\u00e2\u20ac\u009d might make for a brief diversion during class time, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s difficult to make a real point about spelling by using these examples, as words simply don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ever begin with \u00e2\u20ac\u0153olo\u00e2\u20ac\u009d or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153nyrrh\u00e2\u20ac\u009d or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153gh.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2<\/p>\n<p>A quirk in the English language, alluded to above, appears in the following list of words, all of which have something in common. Can you find it?<\/p>\n<p>receipt, whistle, handkerchief, align, knead, column, guide, debt, halfpenny, psychology<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An inveterate verbophile, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve always been interested in words, what they mean, why they mean, why they can hurt and heal. Remember that bit of doggerel about \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sticks and stones\u00e2\u20ac\u009d that may \u00e2\u20ac\u0153break my bones\u00e2\u20ac\u009d? I like to think my vocabulary is on par with the next person\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, but even after seven decades of pondering, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1322,"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions\/1322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rezio.net\/woa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}