Category Archives: columns

Las Vegas remains Spanglish bastion

    A guest at a local hotel was irate the morning after checking in. “What kind of place are you running here?” he asked the hotelier. “I almost got scalded last night in the shower because both of the handles have Oc’ on them.”
     The manager, nonplussed, pointed out that his hotel tries to epitomize the truly bilingual nature of the community. So he replied, “One Oc’ stands for Ocold,'” and the other stands for Ocaliente.'” He left it to the guests to sort it out.

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‘Thrills,’ ice cream orgy highlighted childhood

    A regular reader of Work of Art, who turns out to have been an across-the-street neighbor in my childhood, asked me yesterday whether all I have written about yesteryear in Las Vegas really happened.
     Rather than wait for a reply, he added that it’s extremely convee-eenient that, for example, a friend of mine would have saved us from a beating with a roll of quarters. He also mentioned a column in which we peace-loving teens were about to be attacked by two gangs and were saved by the sirens of the local constabulary.

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‘Let’s make a man out of that child’

    One of the biggest put-downs people can bestow on another is to label someone childish. We presuppose that being a baby or a child is something to be avoided. The notion that age equals maturity is not always accurate. What’s so undesirable about a baby crying? The infant is merely following a biological urge to get fed. Crying is just testing a theory: the last time I cried I got fed; maybe it’ll work again this time.

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Thumbs up, thumbs down

    Thumbs up: To Mother Nature for the much-needed moisture in late February and early March that will allow communities such as Las Vegas to stave off Draconian water-saving measures.
     Thumbs down: The attempt by the New Mexico House of Representatives to require interlock devices on all vehicles to counter drunk driving. It could have been a case of imposing the regulation on all, in order to go after the few violators. Fortunately, the bill never made it to the senate or to the governor’s desk.

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Vegas can boast of two big-name prize fights

     Las Vegas doesn’t appear on a globe of the world, nor does it often show up on a U.S. map.
     A satellite photo of New Mexico, provided by my former student Martha Johnsen, when she was an intern with NASA, shows Las Vegas as barely discernible.
     Correspondingly, there aren’t many opportunities for the Meadow City to draw attention. Worse, on the few occasions in which there is a chance for favorable exposure, we’re often mistaken for the impostor in Nevada.

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‘In college, professors don’t care if you skip’

    During 28 years of teaching higher education, I took countless opportunities to correct an impression that apparently resides in every student in or contemplating college.
     One is simply that “In college, the professors don’t care whether you attend class.” The other is “You don’t have to attend class if you don’t want.” There is some truth to both notions. True, the typical college professor isn’t about to phone the parents of a truant student. However, professors do care how many people do the work and survive the class; they simply assume that the student must have reasons for missing class or failing to turn in the assignments.

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