Created equal

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

– United States Declaration of Independence

Well yeah… but there are some exceptions:

  • Anyone who believes that they have a right to clean air and water (they’re environmental wackos).
  • People that think that government does more good than harm (they’re clearly crazy.)
  • People that believe that a great country takes care of citizens that are not entrepreneurs (they’re Socialists.)
  • Muslims (they’re not really people.)
  • Mexicans — especially the ones that break the law to feed their families (They’re taking jobs to which all Americans aspire).
  • Public employees (they’re leaches on society.)
  • Teachers (they’re working to destroy our country by teaching our kids crap like all men are created equal.)
  • Anyone that believes that the wealthy should pay at least the same rate of taxes as the middle class (that’s class warfare.)
  • Gays and lesbians (the government has no right to┬áinterfere┬áin the lives of straight people, but should be required to interfere in the lives of gays.)

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