It’s time for end-of-month clearance. All impressions must go. There will be no refunds or exchanges. All puns are final. […]
Month: September 2003
Suggestive videos ought to omit kids
Exactly during which decades did some people of my generation lose touch with reality? What cave did we inhabit […]
No matter what, don¹t laugh in church
For my eighth-grade graduation at what was then a brand new Immaculate Conception church, the venerable Msgr. Edwin Bradley delivered […]
My name’s Art, but my friends call me 234
This is war . . . or at least it’s competition. Wednesday’s Optic contained a resolution/confession/regimen involving managing editor Dave […]
Vegas athletes grow larger, taller over the decades
An Optic photo which sticks in my mind after several decades concerns a group of Highlands University football players […]
Why is everything always alphabetical?
“The first shall be last and the last shall be first.” One wonders whether that Biblical promise came about […]