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Suggestive videos ought to omit kids
    Exactly during which decades did some people of my generation lose touch with reality? What cave did we inhabit […]
No matter what, don¹t laugh in church
    For my eighth-grade graduation at what was then a brand new Immaculate Conception church, the venerable Msgr. Edwin Bradley delivered […]
My name’s Art, but my friends call me 234
This is war . . . or at least it’s competition. Wednesday’s Optic contained a resolution/confession/regimen involving managing editor Dave […]
Vegas athletes grow larger, taller over the decades
    An Optic photo which sticks in my mind after several decades concerns a group of Highlands University football players […]
Why is everything always alphabetical?
    “The first shall be last and the last shall be first.”     One wonders whether that Biblical promise came about […]
Auto thief must have made a courtesy call
    Late last year, an event occurred which we wouldn’t wish on anyone. It was a minor car accident. Our […]
What’s in a name? Not much variety
    A young mother watched as her daughter played with a dozen elementary-age girls in a park next to her […]
Thumbs up, thumbs down
    It’s the start of a (school) year. Picking up my grandson and namesake from school today reminded me of the […]
Do you know who I am? No!
    Three students turned in their homework, but only two of them signed their work, so the anonymous contributor misses […]